• 10. "Praying Mantis, very good. . . For catching bugs." --Lu Yan
• 09. "We can kill each other when it's over." --Lu Yan
• 08. "First rule. Show respect to your teachers." --Lu Yan
• 07. "No more silent riddles and no more empty cups." --Jason Tripitikas
• 06. "But, he's not even Chinese." --Silent Monk
• 05. "You have freed me traveller, now go free yourself." --The Monkey King
• 04. "He's got no kung fu. . . none!" --Lu Yan
• 03. "I can't understand you." --Jason Tripitikas
  "That's because you're not listening!" --Lu Yan

• 02. "He needs wine, it's his elixir." --Jason Tripitikas
  "We will send a walking monk." --Monk
  "Don't you have a running monk?" --Lu Yan

• 01. "Hey, he's my student, not yours." --Lu Yan

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10. "Please, you're barely even brown." --Kumar

09. "Zip it Hello Kitty." --Ron Fox

08. "I'm starting the bottomless trend." --Raza Syed

07. "Had I known that the monkey had AIDS I never would have done that." --Kumar

06. "This is gonna be exactly like eurotrip, except it's not gonna suck." --Kumar

05. "You're gonna jam out with your clam out." --Neil Patrick Harris

04. "Welcome to Guantanamo bay, you boys like to spoon?" --prisoner

03. "He's not a terrorist, he's just. . . he's just an idiot." --Harold

02. "This is bigger than I thought. North Korea and Al quida working together." --Ron Fox

01. "Uuuurrrpppp" --Neil Patrick Harris

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